Mutant Powers

I was doing something that requred me to put a lighter near my chest, so my roomate said, "you'll burn your chest hairs dude." That got me thinking that i SHOULD burn my chest hairs out. Now, i've burnt body hair before so i have a good idea of how it burns, but my chest hair erupted quickly, and with force. I truly believe that my chest hairs are made of gunpowder. This is my mutant power.