Oceans

Whenever i go out walking downtown late at night I do one thing before i do ANYTHING else. I first go to the atm and withdraw all the cash that i possibly can. In the present weeks that has been about $500. I do this so that if i am to get into trouble or get mugged I am not only fighting for my life; i am fighting for that paper.

The Collage Experiment

The main thing about the collage experiment is to never repeat the same design out of order. Pattern ruination. If you are going to some other experiemtn and you are a little upset about not ever being a part of the collage experiment, its okay, as long as you put your heart to it you can be apart of it. Especially for high school/first year college drop outs, the collage experiment allows an enhanced learning environment for the sexually deprived. In this progam we will teach our students, the sexually deprived, how to mold a blanket, or quilt into the form of a human being so that it can be fucked. Other programs include turning a book into something you can fuck, and turning yourself into something you can fuck.

The College Experience.

The main thing about the college experience is to never be caught up on sleep. Sleep deprivation. If you are going to a community college and you are a little upset about maybe not getting the college experience, its okay, as long as you are constantly tired you are getting part of the college experience. Even if you didn't go to college at all, but during the four years after you left high school you felt very tired all the time and never caught up on sleep, then you got the college experience. I don't even stay up late writing essays or even getting drunk every night. I just generally sleep at 3am or 4am then wake up at 9am and don't feel very good all day. Then i do it the next day and it gets even worse. I'll be dead in a year.